I would hire you

MY MOM SAID SHE’S GOING TO PROSTITUTE ME SO WE CAN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR OTAKON THANKS MOM

The current number of graduation parties I’ve been invited to is 5 and counting.

AW BUT THE RAIN AND THE THUNDER ARE THE FUN PART.

Still sounds cool though.

I’m doing a poll, Reblog if you choose the Water starter

messed-up-logic:

(Grass)

(Fire)

I don’t know what the difference between heat lightning and regular lightning is, but lightning itself is fucking awesome so I can’t blame you.

Summer has a lot of great things about it

Humidity is not one of them

languageek:

Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here. 

posh-somme:

much like myself the new xbox is garbage, always online and cannot play video games

thumbcramps:

hey guys remember when gaming consoles were for gaming

senilesnake:

tavybby:

god remember when naruto had an implied gay couple and it wasn’t just for comic relief

REMEMBER WHEN NARUTO REALLY ISN’T AS BAD AS SOME PEOPLE SAY IT IS

REMEMBER WHEN NARUTO IS ACTUALLY A REALLY SAD STORY OVERALL

REMEMBER WHEN THE ART AND ANIMATION WERE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD TOO

chalkboardnails:

New Year’s Eve Combo

Essence Circus Circus Duo - Don’t Feed the Tiger
Wet N Wild Black Creme
NYX Gold Glitter 

chalkboardnails:

Houndstooth Stamping

Zoya Posh
Konad Special Polish Black
Konad m63 plate 

chalkboardnails:

My Christmas Nails

China Glaze Frosty
Red and Green Hex Glitter Snowman Polish 

chalkboardnails:

butter LONDON Victoriana