everyone should love this AU ok
I’d like to think that the obsession with his blood color would carry over in a bloodswap. Tyrian Karkat: the most obnoxious piece of shit you will ever meet.
davekat humanstuck AU: Amazed by her talent and beauty, dave finds himself interested in certain singer who performs at a little jazz club downtown, soon he finally decides to pay her a visit backstage, little did he know that he was going to find out a little big secret.
oh yes, our singer is karkat, a boy with a beautiful yet femenine singing voice who dresses up as a woman to perform in public.
Honestly i don’t know how or why this came out, but the idea seemed better in my head, but i find it funny anyway.
CA: hey kar remember that rumour wwhen wwe wwas 6 or 7 about his tongue
(anon wanted more cam action, consider it a spiritual successor to this)
ERIDAN DOUCHBAG AMPORA, YOU’RE FUCKING HOPELESS AND A FUCKING DISGRACE. WHY THE *FUCK* WOULD YOU EVEN SEND ME SHIT LIKE THIS AND NOT FUCKING INCLUDE THE MONEY SHOT? YOU STUPID FISH WHORE. RE-RECORD AND INCLUDE THE APPROPRIATE CONTENT OR I’LL EXPLODE YOUR IDIOT “WWEB CAM” ALL THE WAY FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
YOURS IN ABSOLUTE NON-SEXY HATESPADES,
YOUR ILLUSTRIOUS LEADER KARKAT “I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT” VANTAS
CA: howws this kar
CA: i say vviolets a good colour on him
CA: but you knoww hes pretty fond a red